If only I'd fix my hair up a little more
So I could be pretty for once
Cause that's what I'm after
So I could be noticed more
If only my belt and clothing was more styled
I'd be more liked
Cause that's what I'm after
One day I just might
If only I got rid of those damn rugs
More love would I get
Cause that's what I'm after
Then I'd be set
I HATE IT
If only I grated blocks of Parmesan cheese
I'd develop real taste
Cause that's what I'm after
Since store-bought isn't for winners
If only my apartment had more room
There'd be peace in the world
Cause that's what I'm after
Even though I have no peace in my heart
If only I were closer to my friends
And saw them in person all the time
Cause that's what I'm after
Everyone is online and has been for a while now
I HATE THAT
If only I had a car
Because all the greats owned a vehicle
Cause that's what I'm after
To drive aimlessly around the city
If only I hated heavy metal
Since only pop music is important
Cause being popular matters
At least that's what Redditors say
I HATE THEM
If only I wouldn't criticize you
And only criticized myself
Everything I am
Is just a My Little Pony sock
I HATE IT
If only I hated myself more
And didn't hate so hard
It was me and my family's upbringing that ruined me
I'd get so far
If only I wasn't friends with my exes
Because once it's over we can't be in each other's lives
Cause that's what I'm after
Unless there's a baby involved
